Dear Abby

[krisis7]

Dear Abby,


My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job eight years ago, he hasn't even looked
for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
B.S. with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and
hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

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Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman - you don't need him
anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for
President of the United States. Act like one.

[stockweiser]

I got that the other day and it still made me laugh!

[flatbottom]

oh she was mad saturday and he was t2o His television interview was hillaryass

blaaaaa

[gradywhite273]

did you see her last night at the state of the union, look like she had a corn cob stuck up her, well you know.

[flatbottom]

oh the power of estrogen yea gw273, the world will be a better place

[flatbottom]

Moving along with the rhythm of the day




The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.


next..........come on gw273

[flatbottom]

you guys are to slow

here is another



Bill Clinton, being out of work lately, goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more.

Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: There are some requirements. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." Do you feel qualified ?" for the position, the Job Centre man asks

"Oh why, is that where the job is?" Bill asks?

"no that is where the end of the line is"

[Stripersniper]

you guys are to slow

here is another



Bill Clinton, being out of work lately, goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more.

Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: There are some requirements. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." Do you feel qualified ?" for the position, the Job Centre man asks

"Oh why, is that where the job is?" Bill asks?

"no that is where the end of the line is"

LMAO!!!!! That's a great one. Thanks for the laugh Flat