Deaf Sex !!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Joe]

>>> > Deaf Sex
>>> >
>>> > Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
>>> > marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in
>>> > the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see
>>> > each other signing, or read lips.
>>> >
>>> > After several nights of fumbling around and many
>>> > misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
>>>
>>> >
>>> > She writes:
>>> >
>>> > 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
>>> > For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,
>>> > reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
>>> >
>>> > If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
>>> > my right breast two times.'
>>> >
>>> > The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to
>>> > his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and
>>> > pull on his penis one time.
>>> >
>>> > If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
>>> > hundred and fifty times.

Cardinal Joe

[joeksr]

I like it.

[flatbottom]

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[Reelscreamer]

Thats funny right there LOL You always seem to come up with some pretty funny jokes. Thanks for making my day a little bit better.

Jeremy