day off

[major Mitchell]

Two charter boat captains decided to have a day off and headed to the golf course. they were continually held up as the two women in front of them muffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over puts for what seemed like hours.
"I'll ask them if we can play through," Mark said. Just short of the green however, he turned and went back to where his mate was waiting.
"Can't do it" he explained, "One of them is my wife and the other's my mistress!"
"I'll ask" said Alex, he started off only to turn around and come back as well.
"What's wrong?" asked Mark.
"Small world isn't it!"

[hunt4fish]

Damn that hurt's!!!