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clt_capt · 10-23-2009, 11:44 AM

For the first offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a second time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)"

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field -- they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen

Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

giantfan · 10-23-2009, 12:06 PM

Funny stuff.

I sure am glad that they are in the same division as the Giants

Agitated88 · 10-23-2009, 12:36 PM

If it all wasn't so true I'd take offense to this thread...

Tenacious · 10-23-2009, 12:42 PM

Eli Who? Great guy played high school ball against him

Black and Gold Superbowl

fredhead · 10-23-2009, 03:32 PM

I just hope that the obnoxious Redskins fans learn some of the humility I have acquired because of my NFL team.

I humbly admit that I am a long time Raiders fan.

Hatterized · 10-23-2009, 04:57 PM

LMAO.....good stuff Capt......and with me being a devoted discouraged Redskins fan i will take it a step further.....

press release......
Ashburn, VA - Friday... October 23, 2009. Practice at the Washington Redskins training camp was suddenly cancelled this morning when one of the players discovered a suspicious white substance on the playing field. Homeland Security and HazMat units were called in to investigate. Practice was later resumed when the powder was analyzed and determined to be the goal line......

yup that sums up the Skins.....too many indian chiefs (aka.. offensive gurus) and cant even cross much less sniff the goal line.....

thank god for pre and post game tailgate parties....

Agitated88 · 10-23-2009, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hatterized

press release......
Ashburn, VA - Friday... October 23, 2009. Practice was later resumed when the powder was analyzed and determined to be the goal line......

yup that sums up the Skins.....too many indian chiefs (aka.. offensive gurus) and cant even cross much less sniff the goal line.....

thank god for pre and post game tailgate parties....

Anyone knows how to resurrect Jack Kent Cooke please let me know!! Dan Snyder is by far the worst owner in NFL history…hell; he makes Jerry Jones and Al Davis look like geniuses.

giantfan · 10-24-2009, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hatterized

LMAO.....good stuff Capt......and with me being a devoted discouraged Redskins fan i will take it a step further.....

press release......
Ashburn, VA - Friday... October 23, 2009. Practice at the Washington Redskins training camp was suddenly cancelled this morning when one of the players discovered a suspicious white substance on the playing field. Homeland Security and HazMat units were called in to investigate. Practice was later resumed when the powder was analyzed and determined to be the goal line......

yup that sums up the Skins.....too many indian chiefs (aka.. offensive gurus) and cant even cross much less sniff the goal line.....

thank god for pre and post game tailgate parties....

Now that's funny.

10-23-2009, 04:57 PM	#6
Hatterized Crab mustard is good Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: college park, md Posts: 958 Credits: 3,117.9	breaking news..... LMAO.....good stuff Capt......and with me being a devoted discouraged Redskins fan i will take it a step further..... press release...... Ashburn, VA - Friday... October 23, 2009. Practice at the Washington Redskins training camp was suddenly cancelled this morning when one of the players discovered a suspicious white substance on the playing field. Homeland Security and HazMat units were called in to investigate. Practice was later resumed when the powder was analyzed and determined to be the goal line...... yup that sums up the Skins.....too many indian chiefs (aka.. offensive gurus) and cant even cross much less sniff the goal line..... thank god for pre and post game tailgate parties....

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giantfan I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Matawan NJ Posts: 1,517 Credits: 4,777.6 Boat: 34 Pursuit Express Home Port: Keyport	Funny stuff. I sure am glad that they are in the same division as the Giants

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fredhead Hide- My Wifes Logged On Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Navy city, USA - Norfolk VA Posts: 157 Credits: 1,485.7	I just hope that the obnoxious Redskins fans learn some of the humility I have acquired because of my NFL team. I humbly admit that I am a long time Raiders fan.