The creation of Ocean City

[Squidnation]

I am sure to catch crap for this one but it is too funny to not pass along. All in good fun people

The Creation of the Ocean City: Be sure to read to the end lol

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day.

He inquires of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "I've put life on it. I'm going to call it earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth, "For example, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Africa is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to the edge of a large land mass with an ocean as it border and said, "What's that one?

"Ah," said God, "that's Ocean City, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, lakes, and climate. The people from Ocean City are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving people and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place you call Ocean City"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the assholes I'm sending down from Pennsylvania every summer."

[Trojan Joe]

[whitey]

Im 1 of those Pennsylvania assholes.

[Squidnation]

I was thinking of you when I cut and pasted this

[SharkJP]

bill, thats friggin classic. . .

[Jthib]

Pennsytukey

[PurpleCedarPlug]

Ah, but can they drive like those from NJ..

In good fun

[flatbottom]

Bill good one !

Route 1 was built to keep them from running red lights in the towns along route 13

[OCcaptain]

Hey Bill don't I get any credit? Yup, when the Pensyltuckians come into OC, I start leaving my headlights on all the time so they don't run into me.

Al

[OCcaptain]

I forgot to add something. They are all tourons, not fishermen!