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[squirtis]

Check this out, I sold my 4-runner today and am looking for a honda accord for my wife to drive back and forth from school and came across a nice one that did not identify the miles or location? I shot him an e-mail and this is what I got back Is he serious



Hello,
I'm Sgt. Mark Torres.1998 Honda Accord is in perfect working condition.This vehicle engine runs very, very smooth. This detailed vehicle makes the exterior look like it just came off the assembly line.The car has only 70695 highway miles.VIN# 1HGCG6670WA245238.
Options
CD Player Leather Seats Sunroof Anti-Lock Brakes
Driver Airbag Passenger Airbag Air Conditioning Cruise Control
Power Locks Power Windows Power Seats
pics:
http://usera.imagecave.com/MarkHonda/
So if you decide on buying the car, I want the deal closed only through eBay. You will make the payment to eBay and they will hold the money until you receive the car. ONLY AFTER you receive the car and you inspect it, eBay will release the payment to me, in this way we are both protected. I signed up for US military forces and I was sent here with my department to improve the military relations between our country and UK. I am located in London, United Kingdom.1 months ago, my wife moved here, with me and brought the car with her, but now we have to sell it back in the United States, because we can't drive it here because we can't register it here; it has US specs and everything, and registering it here in Europe will take for ever. My final price on it is US 2,900 $. If you will take it for this price, I am willing to handle the shipping .It will be shipped from here by plane with US Air Military Cargo so it will not cost me anything. You will get it to the nearest airport in your area and then it will be trucked forward to your place. Please get back to me asap if you decide to buy, and include in your e-mail your full name and address where you want it shipped so I can start the deal with eBay. You will receive all the transaction payment and shipping details from them.
Cheers,
Mark Torres


When was the last time military C-5 cargo plane landed at your local ariport

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[eppefour]

Doesn't sound right to me, bewsides ebay doesn't hold money that I know of

[Tuna Taxi]

Thats a good one. One day they will figure out that if a real american writes the scam e-mail, it will read a little better and maybe not be so obvious.

[BrothaBob]

Lets hope they don't figure that one out. They would be harder to identify and less easy to make fun of.

[Classic Trade]

I think the person is hoping to yell "FISH ON"


Classic Trade

[carom]

stupidity should be a felony!

[capefisherman]

one thing i have learned, gentlemen, is that you cant make a moron smart....

[PistolPete]

"I signed up for US military forces and I was sent here with my department to improve the military relations between our country and UK"

Funny I didn't know we were still at war with the mother land.

[Outriggers]

There are escrow services that will hold the money until the buyer is satisfied. I don't know if Ebay has one or not. There is a fee for the service.

[megabite]

Dont forget the vaseline if you send a check to him.