Conservatives are stupid - Now a proven FACT!

[Zummie]

don't know if this proves it or disproves it..but here's THIS conservatives solution to this mess..

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, or another "stimulus package" use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Oh,and make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

This stupid email that conservatives have been emailing to each other is a perfect example proving the original premise of this thread, ie that conservatives are NOT that intelligent.

Doing a little simple math would show that this plan would cost the USA 4 trillion dollars. Now considering that the USA spends $664 billion a year on it's military it looks like shutting down the military would still not do it. Now, if we don't spend a nickel on the military for about 7 years maybe would could do it them. Still think it's a good idea?

[hubris 1]

I know a liberal, Lives in Gladwyne, Thinks everyone should pay more tax to help the poor, Lawyer, Full of %$#@, related to me.........that wont pay his bill at the Gladwyne Shell Station for having his car inspected because "HE" feels superior. My friend who owns the station has sent the bill 5 times, and handed it to his friend once. What should I do? I know what Im eventually going to do, tell my brother in law, who also is a lead attorney at Freddie Mac [part of the problem] Its his dad. Is it a 2 part system of logic in your world?

[hubris 1]

He lives in Waverly Heights. You move in there to die. They take care of all your needs until death, your family comes in after and claims all your belongings. If they had a yard sale, I would go........just to see if he has anything of value. Maybe, Like Glenn W I could leave my nephew a shotgun..........Do you think he has one? I sure would like to get it!




You know, You never see the bumber sticker anymore.......God guns and guts, made us free, lets keep all three.

[Zummie]