Condom's

[Cardinal Joe]

Jane & Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink & smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, & continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.


Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

So the next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."





Welllll......... The pharmacist fainted.

[ejstenger]

New joke book, HUH!

[flatbottom]

he he blaaaaa!!!!!
a classic