Clueless # 1

[hubris 1]

Things You'll Probably Never Hear a Redneck Say

I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup...it's not safe.
Professional wrasslin's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my hair is too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, these bonsai trees need watering.
I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR.
Give me the small bag of porkrinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak or I won't eat it!
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
I've got it all on floppy disk.
Unsweetened tea tastes MUCH better.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancee is registered at Tiffany.
I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey here's an episode of Hee Haw we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college football team.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Elvis who?
Checkmate.

[Bird Dog]

sounds about right

[clt_capt]

I did just pack a big dip of snuff, but I'm planning to have an arugula salad for dinner washed down by unsweet tea.


For what it is worth, My girlfriend did donate to Greenpeace - Until they called and got me instead - They asked if she was available - I said "No - she is out clubbing baby seals" - Haven't heard from them since

[scattered_grass]

I would like my steak served rare, and without any Ketchup please.

[Robja]

You forgot to mention ketchup on eggs

[gottaflylee]

You forgot to mention ketchup on eggs

Not on my eggs...

[seapower]

Is a Zima??? How do you cook it??? Frank

[Hatterized]

well me being from Maryland i often get confused...am i a hillbilly or a redneck....??

here is a collection of some of my personal pics....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVw_V...4F3CE&index=57

and yes as you can see by the pics..... i tried to keep up with the Jonses'...mean Hubris'....