The Church Phone

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A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country.

He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working

east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued with a sign, which read, "$10,000 per minute"

Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and

the sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone

is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays

the price, he can talk directly to God.





The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he visited churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more such phones, with the same sign, and the same explanation from each pastor. Finally, the man arrived in the lovely state of Alabama. Upon entering a church, behold: he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read:

"Calls: 25 cents"!

Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor.

"Reverend, I have been in cities all across the

country and in each church I have found this golden

telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to

Heaven, and that I could use it to talk to God. But in

20 other churches, the cost was $10,000 per minute.

Your sign says 25 cents per call; why is that?

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in

the South now, and it's a local call.

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