The christmas party fom hell

[bigfish4me]

So tonight I have the company x mas party......certainly nothing to look at in the office aside from old women and heffers......out of the 100 or so people that are there about 25 of them work for the company....the rest are snobbish and smug millionaires....in their 70's on their 3 of 4th divorce.......only difference now is their trophies are in their 50's......lol. It wouldn't be so bad on neutral territory....but its at the big mans house.....the Ferrari, the mazz, the imported BMW.....the bar, indoor pool, movie theater and bowling alley......a wine cellar that looks like Hugh Heffners grotto....we just purchased another 2 mill in machinery....yup my end of the business is expanding, gave the Po today and will receive 2 pieces of equipment in april from Athens Greece.....only perk for me in that deal is I get to spend another week in Greece on the company's dime....eat your heart out Hubris.......the point of my ramble......At one point tonight he will send me down to the wine cellar for a bottle.....my date likes wine......he likes to show off.....I know a little more about wine than he realises.....every time he sends me down it cost him a couple of grand....for one stinking bottle of wine.....It may be boring, I may have to be there....the food is trendy and not that good.......me popping the cork on a $3500 bottle of wine is the equivalent of Randy Quaid in national lampoons Christmas dragging Clark griswalds boss from his home.....Remember the bonuses we use to get....me too

[Captain Michael Buffington]

I hope he doesnt fish buddy He may have it stocked with Boones Farm after reading that

Mike

[marine4003]

next year spike his wine with LSD..That'll liven things up a tad..

[Big Fish Billy]

Some of those "heffers" I bet can....perform pretty good in that ole wine room......after a few....under the mistletoe....

[bigfish4me]

I got him again.....I love that look.....but he is catching on to me.....the only thing he had to say was....I should have known better than to send you down there again....it kind of backfired though.....my date loved the wine, she drank 3 big glasses of it and then turned into a sobbing mess on the way home.....god I hate it when they get like that..the party was dull but we made the best out of it.

[Ace1st]

My Christmas Party had two Midgets teaching everyone how to DOUGIE.

[hubris 1]

So tonight I have the company x mas party......certainly nothing to look at in the office aside from old women and heffers......out of the 100 or so people that are there about 25 of them work for the company....the rest are snobbish and smug millionaires....in their 70's on their 3 of 4th divorce.......only difference now is their trophies are in their 50's......lol. It wouldn't be so bad on neutral territory....but its at the big mans house.....the Ferrari, the mazz, the imported BMW.....the bar, indoor pool, movie theater and bowling alley......a wine cellar that looks like Hugh Heffners grotto....we just purchased another 2 mill in machinery....yup my end of the business is expanding, gave the Po today and will receive 2 pieces of equipment in april from Athens Greece.....only perk for me in that deal is I get to spend another week in Greece on the company's dime....eat your heart out Hubris.......the point of my ramble......At one point tonight he will send me down to the wine cellar for a bottle.....my date likes wine......he likes to show off.....I know a little more about wine than he realises.....every time he sends me down it cost him a couple of grand....for one stinking bottle of wine.....It may be boring, I may have to be there....the food is trendy and not that good.......me popping the cork on a $3500 bottle of wine is the equivalent of Randy Quaid in national lampoons Christmas dragging Clark griswalds boss from his home.....Remember the bonuses we use to get....me too

First of all, never make fun of the guy that gives you a job, unless your ready to quit tomorrow. I dont care if his wife is 20, he's 80.......if he employs you with a full time job. Defend him! Do not make fun of him. I dont care if you dont like his house, Im sure its on the Main Line, not conshy.......so forget it. If his wine is really worth 3500 dollars a bottle, and he lets you open it........he is your friend too.
I used to caddie for 7 dollars a bag. I wasnt allowed to get a job in a mcdonalds.......I needed to go out and speak to the people that had the power and the money. They are perhaps as weird as the rest of the world but that wasnt the point. They had the Money, the opportunity, the success......to make fun of them is a crime. If you want to make fun of someone, make fun of the union workers that never get it. Now there is a guy that thinks the best wine he had was in church. Your lucky, defend the Man....he's not as dumb as you think.

[canyongear]

Pretty much thinkin' the same thing..without elaborating...he is the boss..you work for him..granted you have to suck it up once a year maybe twice, but what's the big deal..

If I was your Boss and happened to read your post id' prolly JackWagon your butt in the a.m.

On the other hand I do understand what your saying...on the other other hand...Life is short..why not enjoy the fruits of making a nice living in a small company with the moderate to little BS..either self made or inherited who give a tuna's ass.