Christmas Break for Little Johnny

**Robja** · 12-16-2009 09:36 AM

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
> turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the
> children are restless and the teacher decides to have an
> early dismissal.
>
> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask,
> first and correctly can leave early today."
>
> Little Johnny says to
> himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the

> question."
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
> Ago'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
> Lincoln."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
>
> Johnny
> is mad that Susie answered the question first.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'I
> Have a Dream'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Luwanda says, "Martin
> Luther King."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Luwanda, you can go."
>
> Johnny
> is even madder than before.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your
> country can do for you'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy
> says, "John F. Kennedy."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Nancy,
> you may also leave."
>
> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to
> answer any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny
> says, "I wish these b*tches would keep their mouths shut!"
>
> The teacher
> turns around: "WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
> NOW?"