Cheating Wife

[Robja]

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I've been suspecting for some time now my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" alot lately. "just some friends from work, you dont know them"
I always try to stay awake to look for her comming home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just dont want to know the truth. Last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of her returning from a "night with the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse and she took her panties out of her purse and put them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat that I noticed some hairline cracks in the gelcoat, right where the hull meets the transom.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to the marina for repairs?

[Capt. Lyndon]

That's a man with his head in the right place.

[garlicbob]

Now that is some funny stuff!!