Old 08-26-2009, 11:22 AM   #1
I think Admin is going to let me have this space
 
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Cannibal Resturant

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican : $20.00
+ Baked DEMOCRAT: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."
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Old 08-26-2009, 11:48 AM   #2
If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy?
 
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the cook must work cheap...
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