Bush at the Bar

[Robja]

Former President Bush decides to go out to sit in
a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, '
Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy
walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you doing in here?'

Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Bush turns to the bartender and says,

'See, I told you, no one gives a sh*t about the
140 million Muslims'.

[Bird Dog]

good one

[RABBITFISH]

I did not see that one coming!

Good!

[clt_capt]

What the hell is a blonde with big tits doing hanging around with 140 Million Muslims - No way she is a virgin

[longfisher]

...and, perhaps true.

That's the reason in my poll I suggested that folks vote on whether or not they care about U.S. servicemen being killed for nothing but Bush's ego.

At this writing, the poll is that 80% care if Bush squandered 5,000 U.S. servicemen's lives and 20% don't care.

If I'd have instead asked if anyone cares if Bush was shown to be war criminal by soon to be released testimony in the Chilcot Inquiry and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis died I feel certain, especially on this board but elsewhere as well, that very few would care one bit.

A veritable study in mendacity.

LongFisher

[RCARNEY]

Longfisher,
Would your panties be in such a wad if those hundreds of thousands were, let's say Brazilian? You seem to have an affinity for Arabs that nearly equals your disdain for the previous administration, which got the go ahead from Congress.

[canyongear]

What the hell is a blonde with big tits doing hanging around with 140 Million Muslims - No way she is a virgin

Ice Fishing at a Hockey Game...

[Avenger]

Hmmmm.... seems I've heard that joke before, but it started with; "Hitler walks into a bar with a German Shepard..."