from 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'

[esangler]

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you hav e a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

[Robja]

Some of your relatives?

[whowantstoknow]

Some of your relatives?

you beat me to it with that comment......dem boys down dare in VA sure no how to make a girley feel special....

[Robja]

Couldn't resist. I got that in an email last month and started to post it but I figured I would get the relative comment so I did not post it.

[esangler]

Some of your relatives?

yep, but I was adopted!!!

[Robja]

yep, but I was adopted!!!

No. I swear that has to be your first cousin/brother on the left. To much inbred resemblence

[nautiduck]

Must be my neighbors kin cause it looks just like him.

[Billatstarbrite]

On a related note,

In the case of a couple that was married in Arkansas and then moved to California ---- when they get divorced, are they still brother & sister?