a boys 1st time...

[Scooper]

A boy's first time.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make
love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes

a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like

to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time & all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his
head.

A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over & whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."

[Jesse Lockowitz]

haha that hilarious!



Jesse

[#1Gaffman]

yaaaa hahhahahahahaha, thats funny as hell!

aww man that would suck, i dont know what would be worse.

1. How embaressed you would be

or
2. The thought that you aint gonna get any


What is today, the joke day. there has been a load of funny posts!

[John Rogers]

Thanks for the laugh Couldn't imagine being in that kids shoes

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

That was great....


Tom

[Chesney Land]

That is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackwell50]

man,you could cut that tension with a knife.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

That was funny! BLAAHAHAHHAHAHA