Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all dam day an
he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to
leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
decide to steal dat frog.

Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so
Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He
snuk up behine de snake and grab him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirm and
wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself
free. But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his
haid, yeah.

Well, Boudreaux pried de snake's mouf open and got de
frog and puts it in his bait can Now, Boudreaux knows
dat he cain't let go dat snake or he gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket
of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pinta Tennessee
hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into
de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back
in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux
toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to
fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his
barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat
cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs.

Life is Good!


kinda reminds me of dem eel's we been fishin wif here lately