Booouston Red Sox jokes

[Glenn W]

A good friend who is an avid Bo Sox fan sent me these:

Q: What do Derek Lowe's pitching and a spiderweb have in common?
A: One hit and they fall apart.

Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?
A: One chokes only in October.

Q: Why did Fenway Park build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.

Q: What do Trot Nixon and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on their right hand for no apparent reason!

And last but not least-----

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!

[Murph]

[matey8941]

[Bigeye10]

A good friend who is an avid Bo Sox fan sent me these:

Q: What do Derek Lowe's pitching and a spiderweb have in common?
A: One hit and they fall apart.

Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?
A: One chokes only in October.

Q: Why did Fenway Park build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.

Q: What do Trot Nixon and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on their right hand for no apparent reason!

And last but not least-----

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!

OH, now you kicked my dog

Nice attempt at the red Sox jokes , but looks like it takes 2 years for email to make it thru too richmond . Point of reference DLOWE( as he is known in the HUB of Baseball) was the winning pitcher in the 2004 ALDS, ALCS and World Series. He choked when he was all hungover on that southern rotgut whiskey.


Your Pickin on good ole boy Trot, although not an offensive all star, always came up big with the glove, see 2004 World series.

Perhaps you can enlighten me on the world championships held by Richmond teams Spiders,Braves, Renegades, Kickers ?????

come on ole buddy

[Murph]

He choked when he was all hungover on that southern rotgut whiskey.

Was Ted Kennedy with him? Dont let your kids ride with Ted...

[Capt_John]

Uh oh, please god no yankees fans chime in....please. This will get bad real quick.

[Capt_John]

Not red sox,but I saw this yesterday. Thought it was funny.

[whitey]

Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!




There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.

These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.

Both men accepted the challenge.

That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.

Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.

She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"