Bok Choy and thats fennel!

[Squidnation]

Anyone who has been reading Tony Kornhiser for more then 10 years knows that I stole that line from one of his columns. But Damn it - i am at the end of my rope.

Jen and Nico have a vegitarian friend who told them about one of her summer weekend trips to some granola eating compound up in NY. She said that these people will go a month without eating any cooked food whatsoever. They live off of all vegatables and beans and yadda yadda yadda. Never for a minute would I think that they would suggest that we try this rabbit food eating, tree bark scraping way of life. But my wife is the ecentric type and came home with $3,239,204.99 worth of vegatables, beans, sprouts, fruits and nuts and declared we are going all natural, without heat or meat for the next 7 days. HOUSTON WE HAVE A BURGERLESS PROBLEM RIGHT HERE IN TYASKIN! We are two days into this mess and I would give up a grander on the right flat for a fricken chesseburger. If I see one more dehydrated chickpea, carrot, basil and cashew patty I am going to shoot myself.

But I will make sure to pack my shell with soybeans to not piss her off

[Wild Life Management]

Man that SUCKS. My wife is one of those types too, every time we see a truck full of pigs she says she's never eating pork again. All I can think about is how much bacon is on that truck, and how good it will taste on my plate.

If you can't take it anymore I got some all natural free range organic backstraps in the freezer for ya.

[gottaflylee]

Thats funny Bill and it may even be good for you...
however, I smell a road trip very soon...

[Haus]

Bill- Tell her we just ran out of sqiuds over here and you need to make a rush delivery. Give me a call when your 25 Min out and I'll call in the order for 2 Bacon Hickory Burgers at Sunset. Medium Rare right

[Squidnation]

Bill- Tell her we just ran out of sqiuds over here and you need to make a rush delivery. Give me a call when your 25 Min out and I'll call in the order for 2 Bacon Hickory Burgers at Sunset. Medium Rare right

She's gonna question my business savvy when I walk out th door with 3 squids and 2 chuggers for a delivery in OC but hey, its worth a try

[Squidnation]

Thats funny Bill and it may even be good for you...
however, I smell a road trip very soon...

If you were in this house you would smell a lot more then that

[Haus]

She's gonna question my business savvy when I walk out th door with 3 squids and 2 chuggers for a delivery in OC but hey, its worth a try

Make it 6 chugger heads and I'll get you fries too

[Bert Rodgers]

Bill, this exercise works.

Get your best "Now I'm Pissed" face going. Stomp your foot and proclaim
"It's St Pattricks Day, and Irish or not we are having corned beef tonight and it's not open for debate or vote. So get cooking!"

Good luck, and let us know where you are going to be staying tonight.

Bert

[Squidnation]

Bill, this exercise works.

Get your best "Now I'm Pissed" face going. Stomp your foot and proclaim
"It's St Pattricks Day, and Irish or not we are having corned beef tonight and it's not open for debate or vote. So get cooking!"

Good luck, and let us know where you are going to be staying tonight.

Bert

Tried it Bert - Were are having ground blackbean and curry patties and cabbage. When I said that is only half irish she told me that patty was an irish name.

We have a pig, a goat, 10 chickens and 5 turkeys as pets and not one of them sombitches will be safe by Wednesday

[Bite Me]

I had a good fiend of mine that did the same diet thing. At the end of the week he said he felt great! If it weren't for his big floppy ears and his big bushy tail he would have looked great too.............

Say it ain't so Bill, say that one of the worlds real men has not sucumbed to this leftest, commy plot. to save a cow. Sweet Jeezuz man, next thing you will be selling those floral arrangements on your web page....just say it ain't so!