Blonde Joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Joe]

Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking......
And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
You think is farther away........... Melbourne or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
You see Melbourne ...?????"


Well, I thought that was a good answer Cardinal Joe

[Robja]

Way to go Joe. now La Gringa might get mad

[clt_capt]

Way to go Joe. now La Gringa might get mad

I don't think she will be able to see Melbourne from T&C either

[Big Fish Billy]

I don't think she will be able to see Melbourne from T&C either

or will want to....

[La Gringa]

LOL.... actually.... the moon looks scarily close here...!!!! hehehehe...

[Robja]

LOL.... actually.... the moon looks scarily close here...!!!! hehehehe...

it is the earths tilt. Makes it easier for Gringo to see you in the moonlight

[La Gringa]

it is the earths tilt. Makes it easier for Gringo to see you in the moonlight

[La Gringa]

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.

So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde’s blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

“I’m trying to pop out this dent, but it’s not really working.”

“Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!”

[Big Fish Billy]

That's a good one.......