Blonde Joke

[Cardinal Joe]

BLONDE PASSWORD



During a recent password audit by Paypal, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told on the website that it had to have at least eight characters and a capital.

Cardinal Joe

[Robja]

HE'S BACK

[Robja]

A Blonde's Year in Review
>>
>>
>> January
>> Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>>
>> February
>> Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
>> Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
>>
>> March
>> Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
>> Box said ' 2-4 years!'
>>
>> April
>> Trapped on escalator for hours ...
>> Power went out!!!
>>
>> May
>> Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
>> 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
>>
>> June
>> Tried to go water skiing.......
>> Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>>
>> July
>> Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
>> Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their >> arms!!!
>>
>> August
>> Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
>> Car swamped because soft-top was open.
>>
>> September
>> The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
>>
>> October
>> Hate M & M's.....
>> They are so hard to peel.
>>
>> November
>> Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
>> Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
>>
>> December
>>
>> Couldn't call 911.
>> 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
>>
>>
>>
>> THE BEST BLONDE JOK E OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
>>
>> A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive >> blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the >> mailbox.
>>
>> She opened it then slammed it shut and st ormed back in the >> house.
>>
>> A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail >> box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the >> house she went.
>>
>> As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out >> again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed >> harder than ever.
>>
>> Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
>>
>> To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
>>
>> (Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
>>
>>
>>
>> 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
>>

[Cardinal Joe]

Letter from Santa
+++++++++++

2 Darn Cold Street
The North Pole,
Canada
H0H 0H0

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good during the year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumb ass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of February.

Sincerely, Cardinal Joe