Blonde Decides To Go Fishing

[Chesney Land]

The Oblivious Blonde

A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"(

[whitey]

Did this realy happen to you?

[Chesney Land]

Ummm............ Whitey, I dont have blonde hair. My hair is actually a caramel brown. I know the difference between fishing in a ice pond and fishing in an ice rink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolol

[whitey]

Ummm............ Whitey, I dont have blonde hair. My hair is actually a caramel brown. I know the difference between fishing in a ice pond and fishing in an ice rink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolol

Im just making sure. Sometimes the curtains don't match the carpet.

[Chesney Land]

I hear ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[Deep C]

Hey Whitey
Did you hear that Chesney locked her keys in her car?

She needed to use a coat hangar to get her family out?

[Chesney Land]

hahaha............. Deep BITE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deep C]

I heard about you going to the doctor...
When he told you that you had sugar in your urine... Did you really go home and pee on your corn flakes???

[Chesney Land]

hahaha. Deep, STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I WILL PEE IN YOUR CORN FLAKES..

[Deep C]

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