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    Talking Blonde

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

    Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from
    reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

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    ,,,,,,,, what I would like to know is. The extent of the Blondie hair might have a direct effect on subliminal thought processes in some women, under the pressure of , being in a crowded room.....LOL good one seabass

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    Quote Originally Posted by flatbottom View Post
    ,,,,,,,, what I would like to know is. The extent of the Blondie hair might have a direct effect on subliminal thought processes in some women, under the pressure of , being in a crowded room.....LOL good one seabass
    Don't let it bring up your terrible childhood memories about being excluded from the tribal fishathons ! You too , will be able to catch the big ones if you fish with us Sunday onboard the Ocean Princess .

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    seabass I had nightmares as a kid of Rachel Welsh and I was bottle fed

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    Quote Originally Posted by flatbottom View Post
    seabass I had nightmares as a kid of Rachel Welsh and I was bottle fed
    Bahabaha hahaha !!!!! Raquel Welch you mean ? I've had dreams about her but not nightmares .

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    Thats why I can't let my wife read anything on this site. She's a Blonde.
    She still wants to know if I have a cable to each of your computers to let us talk to each other.

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