Ephus came in from work in downtown Bangor, blizzard raging outside, his wife mentioning "Ephus, fella on the radio says we have to park on the odd side of the street so the plows can come by." "Oh ok," says Ephus, "I'll go move the car." Next day the blizzard is still raging, Effey says "Ephus, fella on the radio says we have to park on the even side tonight so the plows can come by." Oh ok, I'll move the car" says Ephus. Next night, blizzard is still raging and suddenly the power goes out. "Oh no says Effey, how will we know where to park the car tonight, Ephus?" "Well" say Ephus, "I guess I'll just leave it in the garage."