Being a Father

[John Rogers]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed

he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar

that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy

replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."



The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and

two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."



The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went

back to reading his book.



The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and

whispered, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your

collar.

[shoefish]

That's a good one.

[captcl]

Very good John!