Banned from Walmart

[NotoriousBallyhoo]

yea everyone should just go to walmart and start doin all those things

[Jesse Lockowitz]

rofl thats awesome!

dropping stuff in peoples carts is always hilarious lol

Jesse James

[Turkey Feeder]

Thoes got me laughing.......reminds me of the time......back in 1979.....my 1st wife was a 5 grade school teacher...and we and another two couples took a 5th grade class to the Smithsonian....Washing, DC..well I had about 5 kids...real cool kids and the kid in me came out. Well I had some iching power....can't rember wher I bough it.....and me and another couple kids would drop some down the necks of tourist and stand back and look at the effects....if you have ever had iching power down the neck you know what I saw. Now that was some funny shitz.
Jim

[Capt. Brian Daley]

That was good gotta try some

[SharkJP]

I can see sharkJP trying some of those....blaaaaaaa........

me and a few friends are already trying to find a way to video tape some of these ideas. . . and we have a few we added too the list.

just figuring out how to not get arrested is going to be the really tricky part for a few things

[Rack and Reel]

haha im sure gonna try some of them

[NotoriousBallyhoo]

no doubt

[Tower Todd]

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The WalMart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart . Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No, maam," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"