Armed and Dangerous

[Angelfish]

WANTED: CUJO
for recent crimes too heinous to mention against sportfishermen.com
DESCRIPTION: 4 year old Australian Cattle Dog
LAST SEEN: sitting on 6 passenger golf cart in T-Bird's Garage
Please consider this animal as armed and dangers (teeth - which he will be happy to show you) Paws - (he will shake your hand to death) - and Tail
DO NOT APPROACH THIS ANIMAL unless you have a tennis ball in hand
DO NOT Consider yourselves beyond harm's way while on the water - he swims
Contact T-Bird if Cujo sighted in your area!

[Nimrod]

Quick...everyone...grab the children...RUN & HIDE. Cujo is on the loose and that means t bird can't be far behind!!

Welcome to SFC Angel. Glad to have you onboard to give us the real deal on what T has been up to. For the good of all on the water and in the greater Naptown area - please keep T's psyche in check and his food as bland as possible.

Many thanks to you for allowing the Rigfest to take place in your garage. I hope all the smell of ballyhoo has lowered to tolerable levels. Give a big pat on the head to Cujo from the class.....lord knows none of us will.

[t bird]

Heeeeeey……
I resemble some of these remarks……

My whole famdamnily’s now on SF.com…
Do I really want that????

So… when I’m out working furiously rigging in the
garage…
You can see what’s going on back in the house….
That’s my Angel……fish

Marty see what you’ve done????

T