Arab lost in desert

[Glenn W]

This may be an old joke but I heard it today and found it funny-------



An arab is lost in the Sahara desert and parched to the point he can't walk any further. As he crawls in the sand Ahab sees a little man under an umbrella on top of a sand dune in the distance. The Arab finally makes it up the dune and there is a little Jewish man selling Neck ties. Ahab explains he is lost and dieing of thirst.

The little Jewish man claims he doesn't have any water and that he only sells neck ties. However, there is a resturant with pleanty of water a few miles away over a few more sand dunes.


Hours latter the Arab returns to the little Jewish man. Barely able to speak Ahab says:
" Your brother wouldn't let me into his resturant without a neck tie".

[Big Fish Billy]

Got it.....

[hubris 1]

When they had a sport coat and tie if you didnt?

[clt_capt]

and you wonder why the Middle East is a hotbed