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    Anyone want a cat - is house broken......

    Stupid fu**in cat !!!!!!!!!!!! thought I would learn my lesson.










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    call Chinese Restaurant......tell them u want a pickup NOT delivery......4 legged pain in ass pussy becomes tomorrows #4Lunch/Dinner Special.....

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