Any old Catholics out there?

[Beatsworkin']

Check out the Fathers Day Card from the 1950s
Look close at the fill-in the blanks (low right)

[brokensheer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation_(grammar)

Might be old enough that the Grammer used by todays standard has a other meaning

Catholic of almost 48 years

[clt_capt]

I used to be an altar boy... Must have gotten lucky to miss that experience when the priest got hauled off to jail for soliciting before he could look under the cassocks...