we had to draw a giraffe in first grade but I'm a gear head, teethed on clean wrenches and wanted to draw a tractor trailer so I did. Well the teacher didn't like that and gave me another piece of paper where I drew another truck. Next time she freaked I looked at her and said " it's dead mrs. Meritz I shot it and it's in the trailer " needless to say my parents wanted to craw through a crack during parent teacher confrences
My son drew a Tyrannasauris Rex, in first grade, with a giant weener taking a leak. The drawing came home with a note "please speak with your son about this." My wife mentioned he should "adjust" the picture to remove the weener. "But how wil the dinosaur go pee" says my son? The picture went back with the weener attached......
When one of my sons was 6 he was trying to tell his class the type (species) of song bird that was in our bird feeder (that particular morning)......so along with his Show & Tell day...he took the songbird book from home......and when the teacher suggested that from his description (pointing at the pictures in the book) it MUST be this particular bird......
To which my son said.......NO, his PECKER was much bigger than THAT!!!
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