This is for all you YANKS

[fishskipper]

You can say what you want about the south, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving up North!

[whitey]

Thank you to the south for excepting all of our retired, nondriving, whiney,early bird special eating, diaper wearing, grumpy and ****** using seniors.

[snakeeyes]

HEY THERE NOW, LETS LEAVE THE ****** OUT OF THIS....

[Tuna Tyme]

Thats all about the math my freind. A rebel rednecks retirement plan is playing the lottery so most work untill they die. But us Yanks have to work in the north to make the money and get a retirement plan so the second we can we get the hell out of town and run south were our money goes farther and it doesn't snow. Sad but true

[flatbottom]

Remember this ! The northern guys have built roads to your southern hospitality. Now if we could only get you to rent them from us ......we all could retire up here

And I do not use ******, on a regular bases, unlike some of you guys.

the stuff costs more than a flat of bunker per pound

[Avenger]

Actually people do retire north. They just don't tell you rednecks because they don't want you following them up here and blocking up Camaros on the front yard.

[fishskipper]

OOPS, I forgot about the rednecks we send up there...... But thats ok you can have them!

I really do like Yanks though, they are good for our economy. They are kinda like my relatives! I'm glad to see them come, but I'm damn glad to see them go.

[Capt. Brian Daley]

that alt to help the charters

[shoefish]

Come on now, why the attack? You know we love our Southern brethren- you make us smile...you know, the way you smile when your lab is looking at you, twisting his head back and forth, trying to get things figured out....you know he's not going to get it, but he just looks so cute when he tries.

[clt_capt]

The truly funny thing about Yankee Retirees is that they move to Florida where it is warm and doesn't snow and there is no income tax, then they move to NC where the seasons change and it snows on them and they have to pay 7% income tax...