After 30 years of marriage...

[Stripersniper]

After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he
hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her
shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side,
passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the
uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her
right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked
in
a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

I found the remote,' he mumbled.

[boatliftman]

thats great

[flatbottom]

he he !!! good one

[phrog46]

he he !!! good one

Now thats funny!!

[ejstenger]

TV Junky, HUH!!!