Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

[LuckyLady]

Courtesy of the Glossary news http://glossynews.com/society/201001...orcycle-rally/

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

[Capt. Jon Tennant]

guess it goes back to the ol' saying...

"if ya don't want no ****, don't start no ****!"

[LuckyLady]

I read that this morning and it gave me a good laugh!

I think this has many highlights to it all

and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,”

They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

[Hatterized]

those protesters and the idiots that are protesting military funerals must be inbred....

would love to see them show up at a military burial where leather clad bikers (many whom are Vets) are paying homage and respect to a fallen soldier....

they (protesters) could NOT run away fast enough on their LEATHER soled shoes....

they are pouring fuel on a fire that will grow out of control and they are the ones who will suffer !!!

[clt_capt]

I like it.

[Robja]

Nice find Mary.

[reelfishin]

Just goes to show you that when you give a protestor respect they still complain. LOL Can you imagine later on it life showing your kids a picture of you being taped to a tree and trying to explain it to them?

[dragonbait]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satir...herprotest.asp



I did not know it was a made up news story

[Capt. Jon Tennant]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satir...herprotest.asp



I did not know it was a made up news story

what a shame...... .......

[Hatterized]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satir...herprotest.asp



I did not know it was a made up news story

BUT protesting a military burial was for real....

ok perhaps the leather story was made up...BUT i was at the burial of Lt Brendan Looney @ Arlington Cemetary...and those protesters were for real....and after dealing with the bikers escorting the motorcade....they decided it was best in their best of interests to NOT protest before over 200 Navy Seals in attendance.....kinda like they were ready to "run fer the hills" when verbally confronted by some US Navy Seals.