7 Kinds of Sex

La Gringa · 07-17-2008, 09:05 PM

This might have been posted before - but it gave me a chuckle...

Results of a recent survey show there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short
time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere,
even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long
time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have
sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

ejstenger · 07-19-2008, 10:36 AM

THANKS!!!! For the chuckle.

Lucky Penny · 07-19-2008, 10:43 AM

Now that`s funny right thar , I dont care who you are!!

FishBlueWater · 07-19-2008, 05:28 PM

So True!!
Good one

joeksr · 07-19-2008, 10:36 PM

Then there is the 8th kind.
I know I drug you over the coals.
I Took everything you had.
I kept the kids so you could keep on paying.
I made you miserable and still do.

BUT.

How about a poke for old times sake ? Hmmmmm ?

Oh and by the way. Will you pay the court costs ?

07-17-2008, 09:05 PM	#1
La Gringa Crab mustard is good Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 656 Credits: 1,811.3 Boat: Cay Lime Home Port: Turks & Caicos Islands Best Catch: El Gringo Supremo Occupation: boring computer geek stuff	7 Kinds of Sex This might have been posted before - but it gave me a chuckle... Results of a recent survey show there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. __________________ http://2gringos.blogspot.com

07-19-2008, 10:43 AM	#3
Lucky Penny "If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving" Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Harkers Island , NC Posts: 125 Credits: 635.4 Boat: Trawler Manatee/Pretty Penny Home Port: Harkers Island Best Catch: Penny Occupation: Relief Captain on Headboat Continental Shelf	Now that`s funny right thar , I dont care who you are!! __________________ aka Towboat Ed I`ve hung up my hawser , I`m going fishing. My Boss has a 100 footer.

07-19-2008, 10:36 PM	#5
joeksr Crab mustard is good Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Millsboro/Wilmington Posts: 899 Credits: 1,037.1 Boat: Grady White 24' Offshore Home Port: Indian River Best Catch: My youngest sons 125" thresher Occupation: Retired	Then there is the 8th kind. I know I drug you over the coals. I Took everything you had. I kept the kids so you could keep on paying. I made you miserable and still do. BUT. How about a poke for old times sake ? Hmmmmm ? Oh and by the way. Will you pay the court costs ? __________________ Joe Last edited by joeksr; 07-19-2008 at 10:39 PM.

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07-19-2008, 10:36 AM	#2
ejstenger Anthony's Ark is a blowboater Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peachtree city, Georgia Posts: 341 Credits: 678.2 Boat: Seapro19' DC,115 YOmama Home Port: Wherever I happen to be at the time Best Catch: Definetely My Wife of 51years and counting, in fishing,63# cobia Occupation: retired aircraft inspector,NWA	THANKS!!!! For the chuckle.