7 Kinds of Sex

[La Gringa]

This might have been posted before - but it gave me a chuckle...

Results of a recent survey show there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short
time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere,
even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long
time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have
sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

[ejstenger]

THANKS!!!! For the chuckle.

[Lucky Penny]

Now that`s funny right thar , I dont care who you are!!

[FishBlueWater]

So True!!
Good one

[joeksr]

Then there is the 8th kind.
I know I drug you over the coals.
I Took everything you had.
I kept the kids so you could keep on paying.
I made you miserable and still do.

BUT.

How about a poke for old times sake ? Hmmmmm ?
Oh and by the way. Will you pay the court costs ?