4 words i hate

[gradywhite273]

this is a friday rant, wake up this morning , beautiful morning here in pa. i have a doctors appt, no biggie.

Its an eye doctors appointment. First , i get to sit in the waiting room, with Burt Bacharach playing in the background, then go into the exam room, lady has me read letters that are smaller than car dealer contracts.

then the doctor comes in, does a couple of things, and utters those 4 words.

you are getting older.

no kidding, though ill still kick his scrawny white coat wearin, eighteen degree havin, behind.

then he puts stuff that must have been made from jalapenos in my eyes, checks them, then dialates my eyes till i can't see a damn thing.

Gettin older, kiss my old , well you know.

[joeksr]

"YOU ARE GETTING OLDER" aint a bad thing when you compare it to the alternative.

[shoefish]

I thought the four words were going to be:
"Tim, please stop eating"

Seriously though, I do feel like as I'm getting older weird thing will happen...like the other day I woke up and couldn't feel my right leg all day. Then one day I woke up and one of my eyes was blurry all day.

Look at it this way Tim- a couple of years ago you, your family, and everyone here on the site was praying that you would have the chance to get older

[Wave Loudly]

Does it help if I say....
"You don't look old to me."?

I tell myself that every day when I Braille the mirror... I'm still the smooth guy I was 20 years ago......

[Cardinal Joe]

But ,you forgot , about the New Glasses x2 = $ 1200.00 !!!!!!!!!! Cardinal Joe

[Capt-D]

Does it help if I say....
"You don't look old to me."?

I tell myself that every day when I Braille the mirror... I'm still the smooth guy I was 20 years ago......

Blallalallaahahhahahh that was frigging hilarious!

-D

[Bking]

Does it help if I say....
"You don't look old to me."?

I tell myself that every day when I Braille the mirror... I'm still the smooth guy I was 20 years ago......

Wave your hilarious dude.

[Deep C]

Wave...
That sir earns a Deep award of the day week month and probably year...

Tim
It coulda been worse... Those workds could have been. "No more tackle shopping"

[Robja]

There is always Lasik. but it doesn't help wrinkles

[joeksr]

Yo Grady. I just checked your bio, Your still a pup man.
You got 17 years to catch up to me. Other than needing glasses to read, hearing aids to hear, wearing a hat when I'm fishing cause my buds ***** about the sun glare off my head no problems.
Don't need ****** so all is well with my world
Also on the plus side, the older I get, the more enemies I outlive.
I would add that if I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.