25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

[sea scape]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"


Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll
enjoy it & do.



And now you know why I am forwarding this to you...

[jbhockeyfan]

I heard a song in the elevator the other day I used to like as a kid DAMN I am old Thanks Surfer for bringing that to my attention

[Stripersniper]

Wow #26 is so true. Thanks SG. Welcome back I hope all is better now. We miss you.

[divemaster]

so true!!!

[sea scape]

I heard a song in the elevator the other day I used to like as a kid DAMN I am old Thanks Surfer for bringing that to my attention

I was watching the TV the other night and I was doing a little channel surfing and came upon a TIME LIFE advertisement for CD's and guess what those CD's were of? Yep you guessed it.. all songs that I grew up with!! Talk about getting OOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD...

[Bert Rodgers]

It gets even worse when your KIDS can relate to that list.

Bert

[sea scape]

It gets even worse when your KIDS can relate to that list.

Bert

Oh yeah I bet it does.. I didnt event think about that! I think I will always be a young old woman. At least I am hoping anyway.

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

CAN YOU BELIVE IT! IF YOU ARE 37 OR OLDER ALL THESE APPLY TO US.....

OH TO BE YOUNG AGAIN!........TOM

[sea scape]

CAN YOU BELIVE IT! IF YOU ARE 37 OR OLDER ALL THESE APPLY TO US.....

OH TO BE YOUNG AGAIN!........TOM

But gosh TOM 37 is still young!!

[dman25]

You know I'm 30 and almost all of them apply to me.