18 Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

[Chesney Land]

18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

[Tunacatcher74]

The best part is that it's all true... I love it

[Chesney Land]

They are true arent they tunacatcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao

[Davedowneast]

#19- I might actually have a chance to go fishing.

[Chesney Land]

thats good Dave ..........

[Bligh]

thats good Dave ..........

I cant make up my mind? can I do both? maybe not at the same time though lol

[Davedowneast]

I cant make up my mind? can I do both? maybe not at the same time though lol

Of course you can, just don't get your rods mixed up!

[Chesney Land]

ummmm............. why cant you do both. take the wife/girlfriend, whomever out on the boat and have fun doing both things that pleasure you.

[Stripersniper]

That is soooo true. Love it Thanks Marissa

[tolmaz]

nice one