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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Bite Me's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by anthony View Post
    This is funny as shit....great job by Admin of resurrecting this one. Lou, I know you got the jitters bro!!
    Jitters?

    Been hiding under the bed since Admin dragged this back up

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    #26 when fishing your actually trying to land the big un, the cow, the slob, or a pig....rather than waking up next to one with a hang over!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reel Fanatic View Post
    La Gringa-

    You, my dear, are the exception and not the rule. It is a widely know scientific fact that the majority of women have a marked decrease in sexual drive after the "honeymoon phase" of the relationship has passed. It has nothing to do with the male trying to impress her. His desire to impress goes on for years after the "honeymoon phase" has passed as he desperately tries to get the sexual component of the relationship back to the "dating sex" degree of passion. Women use sex in the early stages of the relationship to capture and keep a man until he can be coerced into a legally binding, life-long contract. Once that contract has been consumated, her need to fulfill his needs is greatly diminished unless a major project around the house is on the horizon or she wants a new car/ house.

    Once the man understands that the "dating phase" is gone for good, his desire to impress subsides because he understands that if he continues to satisfy her properly, it only prolongs the time span before he gets it again. He learns that it is far better for him to go ahead and get himself squared away during sex so that she is left unfulfilled on purpose. This tactic exponentially increases the possibility that he will get some again soon if she is left wanting. Women and sex are like camels and water. When most women have been completely satisfied, they can go for a long time between sexual refills (no pun intended).

    A woman's sex drive usually doesn't appear again until she reaches the "need to reproduce" phase. But, once again, it goes dormant after that need has been fulfilled. There are some really good episodes of sex during this phase but once she has given birth, she's done for a while. In a perfect world, the "honeymoon phase" and "need to reproduce" phase should be spread out if at all possible to prevent an excedingly prolonged period between the first two stages and the final stage.

    The dreaded final curtain call comes during the mid to late forties when a woman is at her sexual peak. Unfortunately this phase only lasts but for a few years. Scientists hypothesize that this is natures way of helping women try to kill their husbands prematurely with heartattacks in order to eliminate the risk of competition between the man and woman later in life when they need their children to care for them in old age. Once it is evident that this no longer works due to greater life expectancy, the woman relegates herself to the chore of trying to make the man's remaining years as miserable as possible so that he might take his own life. This is done so that assets won't have to be split (unequitably) in a messy divorce and she will have the un-divided attention of her children and grandchildren.

    Do you know why brides are always smiling?

    I will probably have to post the answer to this one in the adult section...
    this is a bunch of rigamarole that rationalizes the logic in a man's mind that it's ok to cheat on one's spouse....

    Quote Originally Posted by joeksr View Post
    Disagree. Can't ever remember a women I dated having a head ache.
    au contraire, my friend.... i believe you just proved exactly what i said...!!! go back and read it again...!!!

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    Not condoning, excusing, or rationalizing any lesser man's motivation to cheat and destroy the trust and foundation of his family...I can't help but think of that piece of shiat loser Johnny Edwards here... I'm Just describing the human condition known as "husband".

    As real men, we know that the fun and games part of a relationship can mellow, we understand that there is not much we can do about it, and we just deal with it...because it's the right thing to do...we made a commitment...for richer or poorer...for kinky throw down sex or hall sex...we're in it for the duration...I can hear that inspirational music from Bluto's speech in Animal House playing in my mind as I write this..."Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor..."

    That's why the **** industry is such a thriving business. That's why we joke about this stuff...That's why we will sit through 2 hours of Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler just see 10 minutes worth of Marissa Tomei's boobs and ass...because we can and we like it!

    If this humorous little expose serves no other purpose than to help keep you on your toes to keep "Gringo's hands busy and happy" and give a satirical look at the male psyche through a male's eyes, then our work is done here.
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