10 cent off per/gal - Cardinal Fuel Dock

[Cardinal Joe]

YES- it is TRUE! Cardinal Fuel Dock is giving 10 cent off per/gal. Coupon at the Atlantic City Boat Show! Just stop by Cardinal Yacht Sales Marina Booth # 255 a pick-up the Discount COUPON – good thru July 4, 2010.

Very Good Deal > Cardinal Fuel Dock always try’s to be the ““CHEAPEST “” Fuel on the water and with the 10 cent off per/gal Coupon make it a “Great Deal “!!!!!!!

Discount Coupon is good for either “Diesel “or “Unleaded Gas 89%!


Cardinal Joe

[Cardinal Joe]

Drop of Water - Very ?????



Stay with this one until the visual part begins. Beautiful science. And YES I have way to much time on my hands ....... but watch the video any way !






- Drop of Water -
Watch the 2-minute video that shows a drop of water falling into a puddle at 2000 frames a second. You will see something totally unexpected.


http://www.flixxy.com/water-drop.htm

[Cardinal Joe]

Cardinal Fuel Dock

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Cardinal Fuel Dock Prices as of today > 1/21/2010

Unlead Gas 89% is $ 3.06

Marine Grade Diesel is $ 2.67

Heard another joke today ....

Just gargle...

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[WAHOONBOX]

DO YOU DELIVER?

[Cardinal Joe]

Subj: TARGET Husband -




I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she
loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the
local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to
leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time
and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMT's were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the
clerks passed out.

[Cardinal Joe]

Cardinal's Booth was moved to # 255 - was # 746 .


10 cent Off per/gal Coupon at Booth # 255 ....


Cardinal Joe

[Dads Dream]

a wicked long way for me to go to fill up.....suppose you could give me $25 cents off per gall?

[Cardinal Joe]

a wicked long way for me to go to fill up.....suppose you could give me $25 cents off per gall?

No Problem ! Cardinal Joe

[Cardinal Joe]

Cardinal Yacht Marina









Atlantic City Boat Show

Booth 255 .....

Cardrial Joe