The kid and I were passing through there a few years ago on spring break. We stopped and got out of the car at what was apparently a topless section of the beach.
The kid says to me, he was 12 at the time, "Daddy, these girls don't have any tops on and their bobbies are hanging out."
I said, "Kid, I know it. Run for the car! I'll be there in an hour or so."