So my Mom is the best. She's not afraid to try new things, and the turkey recipe she tried this year was simply beyond words. I asked her if I could share it, and she said yeah:
1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...