Here's irony for you: I don't eat seafood. Love catching it, hate cleaning it, and if it was up to me I'd throw it all back. Okay... I'll eat shrimp, clam chowder (Manhattan, thank you) and tuna salad, but that's not really seafood.
Yes, I've tried it all, even escargot. (Just like chewing an eraser. My brain kept saying "You're eating a slug! You're eating a slug!" But I got it down.) Codfish should be called codboard, etc. So don't accuse me of missing anything here.
At a restaurant, a friend once asked if I wanted to try some of her Calamari. I told her "We use that for bait." After that, she couldn't finish her own dinner.
Now that we've established where I stand on seafood let me say this; I WON'T EVEN USE EELS FOR BAIT!!! I've tried and never caught squat with those miserable, nasty, slimy little bastards. Meanwhile I've had to throw out clothing, shoes and even rags because I couldn't get the f@#$ing eel snot off of them.
And let's not even talk about smoking them. Have you ever tried to light one of those things?![]()



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