Looking for a charter in CapeMay......

[lowtide]

I m looking to do a charter in the rips. Here are my requirments.........

1. Must have atleast a 31 Center Console
2. Must not be a wuss and drift through the rip - must hold the rip like a real man.
3. Im not using cheap ass eels, spot only...........
4. If you're a chick captain - must have atleast D cups and be hott.
5. Must refer to me on the boat as Captain Tide or Capt. Low.
6. Put up with my foul mouth and ball breaking.
7. DO NOT bait my hook, tie my knots or remove hooks from fish..........Im not an amateur - the only reason I want to charter is because my boats are not in the water.....
8. Must let me post pics of the trip {here} and create a thread...
9. Did I mention D cups ?
10. Must treat me like the A - hole that I am.

Post up who can accomadate........


PS. also - tell me why I should charter your ass - lets make it like an interview.

[Big Fish Billy]

Call Vinnie, you still have the number....under your pillow.......

[lowtide]

hmmmmmmm, no takers - I guess i intimidate everyone.

[lowtide]

Call Vinnie, you still have the number....under your pillow.......

He dumped me, that *****.

[hubris 1]

Call, billy. He is a nice boy, laughs at almost anything you say.
Call, jimmy. He is a bad boy, laughs at almost anything you think.

[JUST RELEASED 34]

as bad as angler that you are, I would take you....again....but you have to bring your fat friend 298.....*****!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Michael Buffington]

as bad as angler that you are, I would take you....again....but you have to bring your fat friend 298.....*****!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT IS FUNNYI TIP MY RIGGERS TO YA'!

Mike

[hubris 1]

I got you a charter.........Have fun!

[lowtide]

as bad as angler that you are, I would take you....again....but you have to bring your fat friend 298.....*****!!!!!!!!!!

not fishing with fatty until he pays me my 2 grand.

[bigfish4me]

Hah......I think the captain's idea of "stemming the tide" is a whole lot different than what you have in mind......I thought you went to the bar for that kind of thing