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  1. 12-23-2009 09:11 PM #1
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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    World's Shortest Fairy Tale


    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end.
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  2. 12-23-2009 09:16 PM #2
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    AND THE FLIP SIDE OF THAT COIN IS ...
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  3. 12-23-2009 11:03 PM #3
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    AND THE FLIP SIDE OF THAT COIN IS ...
    HE GOT TO WAKE UP BESIDE MANY..MANY DIFFERENT LADIES and could ANY girl that he wanted too!!
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  4. 12-24-2009 07:28 AM #4
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  5. 12-24-2009 07:47 AM #5
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    This thread rocks! Those were the days. But wouldn't trade the present as I've gained 3 young hunting and fishing buddies and the bride is working on running the boat! LOL!!! She is still pissed for me letting her hit the fish haven bouy and having her goose it at the tower while learning throttle control while fishing.
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  6. 12-24-2009 08:53 AM #6
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    Like this one... Merry Christmas ...
    A Brunette my favorite!! Mark
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  7. 12-24-2009 09:18 AM #7
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  8. 12-24-2009 12:22 PM #8
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    You infringed on the copyrights to the story of my life
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  9. 12-24-2009 03:11 PM #9
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  10. 12-24-2009 07:59 PM #10
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    good story Mark, but now Gottaflylee has the happy "ending" covered nicely
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