WILY COYOTE vs. NYC FINEST

[NY Bearhunter]

AS THE FAMED WILY COYOTE, WALKED THROUGH THE HOLLAND TUNNEL THIS MORNING WITH ALL OF THE CARS FROM THE NJ SIDE, HE ENTERED LOWER MANHATTAN, AND MINGLED WITH TRAFFIC ALONG WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE DAY,FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZED THIS WAS NOT A NORMAL DOG AND THE PANIC BEGAN TO SPREAD, SOME ONE CALLED 911 AND THE BATTLE BEGAN PREDATOR VS. POLICE, WHO SHALL BE THE VICTOR...

[Agitated88]

By the looks of the last two pictures I'd say Wily is sleeping it off in the drunk tank being watched by some of NYC finest. Maybe you can recommend a secluded spot to release Wily back into.

[NY Bearhunter]

YEAH, OLE' WILY IS IS TAKING A NAP, FOR SOME REASON THEY BROUGHT HIM TO THE ASPCA, MAKES NO SENSE, I DO HAVE A PLACE FOR HIM ON THE BACK FORTY FOR SURE...

[NY Bearhunter]

WELL I WAS TURNED DOWN WITH MY OFFER TO RE-LOCATE WILY TO MY BACK FORTY. SO THE STORY ENDS LIKE THIS; AT THE HEIGHT OF THE CHASE AND ROADS BEING CLOSED AROUND THIRTY SOME ODD POLICE AND AN AIR UNIT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH WILY WHOM BY THE WAY TURNED OUT TO BE A FEMALE, WEIGHING IN AT 30LBS AND NOW HAS HER RABIE SHOTS AND SUCH AND EVEN A MIRCO CHIP SO SHE CAN BE TRACKED FOR THE TIME BEING. SHE WILL BE RE-LOCATED TO A CITY PARK WITH THE LOCATION BEING TOP SECRET.