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Sit down Shut up And fish
Wiley COYOTE
So I'm at the house I'm moving into this morning. It's located 21.1 miles South of Washington DC in heavily populated Northern Virginia almost on the banks of the Occoquan River. I can hear the whir of traffic in the distance.
Door bell rings and its the BLINDS lady
ready to measure the 52 naked windows needing treatment.
As I am looking out the back window at the horse farm behind the house, out pops a curious critter from the adjacent woods. The elusive Wiley Coyote decided to pay me a visit!
It stops and looks as I make a few whistles and noises and stares at me from 80 yards away. It was a pretty cool thing. Stared for a few minutes and meandered off in the other woods. Fat little sucker may explain the disappearance of the geese in the pond out front.
Here we are, just outside of the nations Capital, and in the 30 minutes I'm there, I see 1 coyote, 1 turkey, 1 doe, 1 redtailed hawk being dive bombed by smaller birds and 1 Blinds sales lady with a set of Lung Warts that would make the centerfold in this months Juggs magazine look like an amateur.
I am looking forward to the move in 1 month and am also looking forward to the return of the blinds lady for installation of 52 blinds.
Looks like Santa will need to bring me a trail cam for christmas if I am a good boy!!
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Yep, your gonna need stitches
well, you can eat the turkey and the deer. looks like the guns might get a workout. however, the thought of Scout and the coyote tangling with each other worries me some. make sure that thing knows he isn't welcome near your place.
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Occoquan resevior has some awesome flat head catfish in it. As well as 2lb crappie.
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
watch out for any small dogs you may have, them coyotes can kill one in a heart beat. WE NEED PICS! of the Blinds lady of course.
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Sit down Shut up And fish
In time....pics will come.
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