Stray cat vs. 30.06...

[Captain Michael Buffington]

ill go out of my way

Mike

[Tenacious]

By mistake your neighbor Mrs. Kranston sent me a PM. She asked if I had seen Mimi her pet vegitarian kitten. Seems that her crippled little boy, Timmy has grown fond of it since his Dad and dog were lost in the combine accident during the last flood. He had got it last Christmas when he had almost run it over with his wheelchair after some guys threw it out of a fast moving pick up truck. By some miracle he had heard it just in time. He couldn't have seen it because he was blind then. Seems the kitten purring on the pillow next to his head not only vibrated his optic nerve to start working again but also sent the tumor around his cerebral cortex into remission. So if you happen to see a white and mottled kitty around she'd love to have it back. See, she needs it to carry the star to the top of the Christmas tree because she has no arms after the fire...

OMG!!! You said Timmy but Mimi has a speach impediment and you misinterpreted her..She said it's Vinny's cat!!! Turn up you hearing aid

[Captain Michael Buffington]

Vinnie I don' give a chit what you think. Only way I know how crazy your response was is through phone calls. Your an idiot and that cat was on the wrong turkey hunting property. As always you are just a jealous armchair fisherman. Bye sniffer.

Mike
Guys please keep the profanity down. Thanks

[Deep C]

Oh the fire? That was the one at the church orphanage started when sister Opelio's habit caught fire from one of the candles they were using for heat and light. The cat dragged several victims to safety but wasn't able to to save Mrs. Kranstons arms from the flames after the fire spread to the moonshine still next door and it blew up.

Seems Timmy is torn between getting a new kitty and some Christmas shoes who's Momma may be meeting Jesus tonight...

[Dave Sikorski]

Nice shootin Buff.

What Vinnie fails to realize is that the cat was feral....meaning a domesticated animal that went "wild". They are a serious problem in this country and are accountable for a great deal of predation on game bird populations.

The only thing I think you might have wrong is the choice of caliber. A 22 LR w/ hollow points or a nice .17 is a perfect "ditch tiger" weapon.

Happy hunting, the Turkeys and other critters thank you.

-D

Vinnie....thinking that a HUMAN should die for shooting an ANIMAL is absurd and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[clt_capt]

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[Deep C]

Wow... Mrs. Kranston can't seem to find the right PM address... Anyway, Timmy ran away from home. He's not dressed for the weather. He should be easy to recognize. About 4 foot 9, 78 pounds, Rusty wheelchair, blue colostomy bag, carrying an old Sears Ted Williams lever action 30-30 that their old handyman, Shane, left behind.

[Tenacious]

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[Captain Michael Buffington]

I just want to let the great sheephead in the sky know that I'm aware and active. Vinnie you BELONG on there. They would just EAT UP your old lady cat lovin' chit and short striper homicidal rampages moron.

Mike

Wow... Mrs. Kranston can't seem to find the right PM address... Anyway, Timmy ran away from home. He's not dressed for the weather. He should be easy to recognize. About 4 foot 9, 78 pounds, Rusty wheelchair, blue colostomy bag, carrying an old Sears Ted Williams lever action 30-30 that their old handyman, Shane, left behind.

[Deep C]

Well the searches for Timmy and Mimi aren't going well. Constables Andy's bloodhounds have been rendered useless by too strong of a blood odor in the area and gunpowder residue is making them sneeze...
The tires on Timmys wheelchair he got off the 69 chevelle on blocks in Buffingtons front yard near the fridge on the porch. They were looking to find tracks but with the rain turning to snow and them running out of kerosene at the general store for the lanterns its gonna be a long night.