Sorrry to hear that she's visually and dimensionally impaired...
It was a bad day to leave the camera home. This thing was cool... Sharp markings and real attitude. I see some hunting but not that big. Certainly not with that kind of attitude. Thats usually the trademark of water moccasins... Now thats an aggressive one!
Kind of surprised me that the rattle was only like four or five segments long... I think thats an indication of young age... If thats the case this critter will be an absolute giant of that species as it gets older...